overheard
at the office...
(where dan wears flip flops on really warm days - ah, california...)
dan's boss's boss: so you like flip flops, huh?
dan: (tentatively) yeah. they're pretty comfortable.
dan's boss's boss: (with growing excitement) i just saw this new kind. i found them in a catalog. they're flip flops but with a beer opener in the heel so you can just (puts hand to heel) pshhhh! and you're drinkin' a beer. they're awesome! i'm getting a pair! i'm getting you a pair too!
dan: (at home later) so i thought, i would be a hit at pool parties... if only i went to more pool parties.
dan: (even later) i don't think he's really getting me the flip flops.
(where dan wears flip flops on really warm days - ah, california...)
dan's boss's boss: so you like flip flops, huh?
dan: (tentatively) yeah. they're pretty comfortable.
dan's boss's boss: (with growing excitement) i just saw this new kind. i found them in a catalog. they're flip flops but with a beer opener in the heel so you can just (puts hand to heel) pshhhh! and you're drinkin' a beer. they're awesome! i'm getting a pair! i'm getting you a pair too!
dan: (at home later) so i thought, i would be a hit at pool parties... if only i went to more pool parties.
dan: (even later) i don't think he's really getting me the flip flops.
posted by jordan at
6:31 AM
3 Comments:
Why must all the bosses at that place be so cruel!?!
If there were any justice, they would buy those flip-flops for everyone. With a company logo. It'd be a hit!
By
Anonymous, at July 15, 2006 8:00 AM
Hey, I heard about those. I think my coworker is getting a pair.
By
Josh Mugele, at July 16, 2006 3:23 PM
Yep, my officemate, John, comes in today and says, "Hey Josh, notice anything?" I look. Same shorts, same shirt, same goofy flip-flo...wait a minute, what's on the bottom of those things? Could it be? Is it? Yes, it's a bottle-opener! Woo-hoo, break out the Corona!.
By
Josh Mugele, at July 18, 2006 3:27 AM
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