letter to the editor

dear editor:

last night, as my children tried to sleep, my next door neighbors decided to sing at the top of their lungs. it is my understanding that they were playing, or attempting to play, karaoke revolution on their playstation. my hunch is that there was some liquid courage involved. next time it is 100 degrees and we all have our windows open, i hope they will remember to keep their whitney houston impression to themselves, for the sake of my children's developing eardrums and my own personal sanity.

sincerely,
dan and jordan's next door neighbor

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dear dan and jordan's next door neighbor:

oops, my bad.

-ed.