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okay, i understand that it's hot all over the country. but the san jose heat has done the unthinkable.
no i'm not talking about the people rushed to the hospital for heat exhaustion, we saw that coming.
and i could have predicted the failing power plants.
it's even to be predicted that dan and i would hole up in the bedroom with the pets and run the wimpy air conditioner and a fan for hours while dan farted and did the miami vice rap in its entirety.
no, all of that could have been foreseen.
the heat today actually caused me to - gasp - be seen in public wearing a tank top and shorts!
a lady never wears shorts. well, this lady.
no i'm not talking about the people rushed to the hospital for heat exhaustion, we saw that coming.
and i could have predicted the failing power plants.
it's even to be predicted that dan and i would hole up in the bedroom with the pets and run the wimpy air conditioner and a fan for hours while dan farted and did the miami vice rap in its entirety.
no, all of that could have been foreseen.
the heat today actually caused me to - gasp - be seen in public wearing a tank top and shorts!
a lady never wears shorts. well, this lady.

1 Comments:
you and mom are one in the same. now...will you wear a BATHING SUIT?!
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Anonymous, at July 26, 2006 11:34 AM
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